Shaq/Dolly Parton

I went to a play last week. I sat behind a woman who had a similar body type to Shaq. Also, her hair was an homage to Dolly Parton. Anyway, I couldn't see. at all. So, I asked the usher if there was another seat somewhere in the theater. She told me that there were no empty seats, but that she would bring something over to help me. She brought me a booster seat - for adults. Obviously, this was too funny for me to actually sit on for any sustained period of time. But, apparently, such a device exists. I kind of hope this happens to me again.

Hotter than yesterday is not a temperature

People in New York City do not understand the difference between 'hot' and 'hotter than yesterday'. I just saw three ladies in tank tops. Wildly weather inappropriate. Yes, it was sunny. But, I was slightly chilly in my sweater and light coat. It will ultimately get hot enough for your tank top to feel like too much clothing. That time is not now. So, pack up that invisible deodorant and save it for July. Then, you will be needing it 5 times an hour. At least.