Shaq/Dolly Parton

I went to a play last week. I sat behind a woman who had a similar body type to Shaq. Also, her hair was an homage to Dolly Parton. Anyway, I couldn't see. at all. So, I asked the usher if there was another seat somewhere in the theater. She told me that there were no empty seats, but that she would bring something over to help me. She brought me a booster seat - for adults. Obviously, this was too funny for me to actually sit on for any sustained period of time. But, apparently, such a device exists. I kind of hope this happens to me again.